No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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