Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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