DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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