she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
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If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I have aggressive nipples.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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