so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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