Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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