It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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