he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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