If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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