You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
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his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
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last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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