love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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