Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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