Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
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"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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