How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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