I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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