the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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