I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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