: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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