Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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