You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
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She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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