making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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