Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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