yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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