she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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