Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
another moral hangover. fuck.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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