Who did Billy Mays play for?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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