Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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