Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
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Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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