I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
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Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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