Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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