So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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