wrigley field is MILF paradise
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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