I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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