I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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