i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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