I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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