My room smells like vodka and shame
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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