Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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