Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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