I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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