Walk of Shame. In a state park.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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