Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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