nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
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I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
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Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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