I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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