none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
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Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
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I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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