"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
nutella sex= disaster
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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