I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
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Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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