I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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