Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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