i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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