oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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