No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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